Candid Comment - Coke In The White House Not the Drink

The Secret Service has closed an investigation into a bizarre incident involving cocaine that was snuck into the white house. Ok, you can not fly near the building without risking being blown out of the sky. If you jump the fence, you will get jumped by security lickedy split. Point a weapon at it, and a dude or dudette will put a round between your eyes in a second. But, apparently, you can sneak dope into the place and not get caught.  

Then again, and this is pure speculation on my part, the FBI and Secret Service may still be looking into the matter but pretending to close the case while still looking into it. Just a thought. I'm not planning to do it, but if I were going to sneak dope into the white house, I would choose Viagara. Joe may need help with, you know, that thing.

Humor aside, the fact that a drug that is highly addictive, not to mention illegal, got into one of the most secure buildings in the world puts into question how secure the facility is. That said, it is for sure that the procedures, policies, and day-to-day operations will have to be reviewed to ensure there is no repeat performance.  

For the person who did this, you got lucky.  If the investigation is indeed closed.  To anyone thinking I wanna try that, ummm, don't.  Like I said, humor aside, it may be funny, but it would not be so fun if you got caught. 

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